ÆFINGARVERKEFNI NR. 2 ÚR DSM-5 BÓKINNI. FLOKKAÐU ÞESSI TÍU BRANDARADÆMI NIÐUR ÚT FRÁ KAFLA 11-20 Í BÓKINNI, HVER KAFLI KEMUR FYRIR EINU SINNI. NOTAÐU ÚTILOKUNARAÐFERÐINA.
B. Sjálfvirkur símsvari á geðdeildinni, seinni hluti (úr kafla 11-20):
If you steal useless things, things that you throw away after steeling, then phone the police, not us. You might also contact the actress, Winona Ryder.
If you are very dependent on others, so that you can’t make any individual decisions yourself, then let someone else phone us.
If you are complaining of mad cow disease, then you are Danny Crane from the TV show: Boston Legal, and he is not a real person, so hang up.
Stop phoning us female nurses. If you don’t stop this heavy breathing, I’ll hang up.
If you can’t fall sleep please phone some service number and listen to the music.
If you are once again too drunk to come to the phone, please ask someone to phone for you.
If you phone us once again, always clearly mentally ill, but no one able to find out what is wrong with you, then buy the fantastic DSM-5 and pick a disorder for you!
If you can’t any longer have regular sex with your wife, it is probably because you have been using dope for the last few years. Stop doing drugs!
If you keep phoning us complaining to everyone that you are really a girl, although you do have all the male characteristics and physical parts, then just buy a dress and take female hormones.
If you wake up every day complaining that someone has peed in your bed, then look closer, you live alone, don’t you?
